I saw that movie The Prestige the other night and loved it. I loved it so much that when I got to work the next day I was really excited to talk to everyone about it. Here is a one-act play summarizing our water-cooler conversation:

ME: Hey did you see The Prestige?
EVERYONE ELSE I WORK WITH: Yeah. We all saw it, like, 6 months ago when it came out, and we all already talked about it. Pfft.

Unlike the movie, it was a little disappointing. But really, what was I going to say about it?