Future Me is Gonna Pee His Pants

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009


Somehow I got on a mailing list for retirees:  AARP sends me membership cards, charities ask me to consider my legacy, and this week I was informed how men my age sometimes have difficulty urinating.  

I’m like some sort of time traveler getting a sneak peek at my junk mail from 30 years in the future.  (Will there even be junk mail 30 years from now?)

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