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		<title>Who&#8217;s the Idiot With the Balloon?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay!  Shama&#8217;s finally back from Ireland.  I went with her dad and brother to meet her at the airport, but before I did I stopped by Party City and got the largest non-Hannah-Montana balloon they had.   We waited outside of Exit A, as instructed by the monitors,  for over an hour&#8230; but no Shama. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay!  Shama&#8217;s finally back from Ireland.  I went with her dad and brother to meet her at the airport, but before I did I stopped by Party City and got the largest <a href="http://www.birthdaydirect.com/hannah-montana-full-body-35-in-x-14-in-supershape-foil-balloon-1-p-16643.html?osCsid=cof0o9egasokr3rqnevd6ia9t2">non-Hannah-Montana</a> balloon they had.  </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://evanjacover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/idiotwithballoon.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-908 aligncenter" title="idiotwithballoon" src="http://evanjacover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/idiotwithballoon.jpg" alt="idiotwithballoon" width="450" height="591" /></a></p>
<p>We waited outside of Exit A, as instructed by the monitors,  for over an hour&#8230; but no Shama.  We saw the Aer Lingus flight attendants in their teal crazysuits come and go&#8230; but no Shama.  We started to worry &#8212; did they lose her luggage?  Did she pick a fight with a customs agent?  Did she turn into a being of pure energy and lose interest in humanity?</p>
<p>Finally, we saw a grumpy girl, head down, dragging bags behind her, pass right in front of us &#8212; coming from the opposite end of the terminal. </p>
<p>Shama somehow managed to pass through the doors of Exit B and had been wandering the airport for the last 20 minutes wondering why no one bothered to meet her at the airport.  </p>
<p><strong>Shama: </strong>I kept thinking, &#8220;Who&#8217;s the idiot with the balloon?&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s me.  I&#8217;m the idiot with the balloon.  Welcome home, Shama.</p>
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