Some coworkers and I were walking to Subway one day to get lunch when we passed by a horse.

RYAN: Is there anything weird about this?

The horse lives in stables next door to a strip club. Before they changed their name to “VIP’s” (or is it VIPs?) the strip club was called “Crazy Horse Too.”  I wonder if anyone ever got confused and went in the wrong building.

I was walking home from a friend’s house when I happened to catch a glimpse of this guy out of the corner of my eye. He scared the crap out of me. He was just sitting there perfectly still — even after I fumbled for a camera, accidentally took out my phone instead, dropped my phone, looked in a different pocket, found the camera, and then took a picture.

I tried the red-eye reduction tool on him but I guess it’s not made to work on possums. (Opossums? ‘Possums?)