LYRICS
Where are we going Austin, we’ve been riding for so long.
My legs are tired, Austin, I don’t think I can go on.
For so long now I’ve looked up to you, Austin,
So I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do:
Anything you ask me to.

Let’s turn back soon, Austin, ’cause it’s starting to get dark
I’ve never been this way before and my curfew’s 8 o’clock
I tell everyone you’re my best friend, Austin,
I wish that you would do the same for me.
Can we pull over ’cause I gotta pee.

Hey Austin, why you going so fast?
These legs aren’t gonna last.
Hey Austin, don’t get too far ahead
Are you trying to leave me for dead
Hey Austin, I wish I was you.

You say that we’re friend’s, Austin, when it’s just me and you.
But why do you always turn your back on me when we’re in school?
Well, everyone thinks you’re the best now, Austin,
I’ve never said, “no” to you.
All I ask is that you make me cool.

Hey Austin, where’d you get those new shoes?
Can I have some of that Baby Ruth?
Hey Austin, why are you talking to them?
Have you gone and made some new friends?
Hey Austin, I wish I was you.

In lieu of road rage, here is a song.

Lyrics
I’m gonna drive in a lane that doesn’t really exist
I’m gonna drive in a lane that doesn’t really exist
I’ll honk my horn when you don’t let me merge back in
So just wait ’till I pass through
‘Cause I’m more important than you

I don’t have time to use my turning signal
No I don’t have time to use my turning signal
I’m gonna move willy-nilly all around the road
So just anticipate what I’m gonna do
‘Cause I’m more important than you

I’ll honk my horn as soon as the light turns green
Yeah, I’m gonna honky my horn as soon as the light turns green
My car accelerates in the blink of an eye
I don’t see why yours won’t too
Perhaps ’cause I’m more important than you

I’ll leave my car right here in the middle of the road
I said I’m gonna leave my car right here in the middle of the road
It’s okay because I left my hazard lights on
I’ll be back in an hour or two
‘Cause I’m more important than you

It’s a breakup song.

I got the idea for this song after visiting the Hoover Dam and seeing a little plaque dedicated to a dog.  I learned that the plaque was there to honor the Hoover Dam mascot, a dog who lived and “worked” at the dam during its construction.

Here’s the official story if anyone is interested.