Both Shama and I were rocking our winter weight, so instead of photos of us in bathing suits, you get these people.

When a water park craving strikes, there’s only one thing to do: go to the Wisconsin Dells.  It’s the middle of winter?  No problem.  The Dells is home to Kalahari: an “authentic African themed” indoor water park.  Just like the water parks in Africa, it had plenty of onion rings, hot dogs, slightly dorky teenage lifeguards who think they’re pretty awesome (they were pretty awesome,) and enough chlorine to sterilize a wildebeast.

After a day at the waterpark, we were planning to party all night at the authentic African-themed dance club.  We didn’t make it to the dance club.  We fell asleep at 9:30.

I’ve taken a month-long vacation from this website.  Here is what I learned during that time according to the photos on my phone.

Shama might be a switch hitter.  
She also might be, you know, a hitter.

I have a fun Job where a day of work sometimes involves
cutting a Whopper to resemble the number 2.

Bowling leagues are more fun when you don’t
have to worry about running them.  
They’re even more fun when your shoes have flames.

B-Fest is the nerdiest place in the world. 
This works out for me as I am a big nerd.

Fram was a great programmer with one laptop.  
With three he is unstoppable.